Just in case you can't understand what they're saying...
I like Mormon Boys and I cannot lie
There's something that I can't deny
When a boy walks in with scriptures in his hand and a smile upon his face
You get a date!
A celestial mate
He's going on a mission.
Leaving you wishin' that you had a man
Someone to hold your hand
We don't like your preachin'
Cuz your brothers are hot and you are not
So bring on the righteous priests!