Funny Things My Kids Say

I really should carry around a little note pad so I can write down all the funny things my kids say in a week.  

Savannah:  "Will you make me a chili dog?"  (This was after a 5-hour shift at work.)  
Me:  Sure.
Megan:  "Savannah, what are you going to do when you're in college and Mommy isn't around to make you dinner?"
Savannah:  "I'll just have a crock pot and throw everything in before I leave.  Then my dinner will be waiting for me when I get home."
Megan:  "You know, you can't make chili dogs in a crock pot."
Savannah:  "Of course you can.  You can make anything in a crock pot."  
(hmmm...it's a good thing I have until January to break the news to her that crock pots aren't magic.)

McKay:  "Can people be born with dread locks?" 
(In the 10+ years I have lived with this boy, the way his mind wanders is still a complete mystery to me.)

Savannah:  "Alyssa wants me to go with her to get a spray tan before the cruise."
Emma:  "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.  Why would you PAY to look like a Dorito when you can just wait a week and get a real tan for FREE!?"  
(I have to agree.  Savannah, however, did not see the wisdom in her sister's comment.)


McKay:  When you go shopping with the girls, will you get me some basketball shorts?  
Me:  For the cruise?
McKay:  "No, just for my life."


McKay:  "Mommy, thanks for going to Pack Meeting even though you have a cold and you're contagious.  You're the best mom ever."  (Well, that makes it all worth it, doesn't it?
Hopefully I wasn't too contagious tonight.  I tried really hard to stay away from people and just lurk in the shadows.  I didn't even wear my hideous scout uniform that I hate so I wouldn't be as conspicuous.  Good thinking, huh?)

I love these hilarious kids.  My days are so boring when they're at school.